I hate Monty Hall threads because it's people pretending to be retarded finding themselves in good company.

I used to not understand it. I spent 6 hours on my own doing research and listening to 50 different explainations after one of these threads once. It finally clicked into place like a Jimmy Neutron brain blast and I spent the rest of the day going on some profanity laced autistic rant about Monty Hall.

You're not going to explain it to the few that genuinely don't get it. They need to sit down on their own and logically untangle the knot until they get it.