Epstein distractions Trump and Republicans have tried in the last two weeks alone:
>Muh Russiagate
>Aliens are real
>MLK files
>Shoes on in TSA
>Football team names
>Biden's autopen
>Cane sugar in Coca Cola
>Buttery Males
Some are still in progress, some have already been abandoned, but they're all from the past two weeks.
Did I forget any?

>Shoes at airports!
>No wait, sugar in Coca Cola!
>No wait, football team names!
>No wait, muh Russia hoax!
>NO WAIT, BUTTERY MALES!
>STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN GOD DAMN IT!
I wonder what they'll pivot to next. Benghazi? Hunter's penis? Monica Lewenski?

Presidential immunity is effectively all encompassing now thanks to SCOTUS ruling in Trump's favor last year.
So even if this wasn't a sad attempt to distract from Trump's ongoing pedophilia scandal, it's a non starter anyway thanks to... Donald Trump.