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To conclude this post; I followed canon namefag's recommendation to buy a 6D and whatever lens that is (>>4445610).
I bought it from MPB and it was pretty fucked up, so I'm probably swapping it for a nicer one.
But the quality of the images is great, I don't know what you retards were on about comparing it to a phone.

Picrel is the first photo I took with it that isn't my living room, and it is 1000x better than my phone.
Feel free to say it's out of focus and under- or over exposed, idk, but I'm satisfied with it, for <€500.