"Wow, Broly sure is strong!! WAKU WAKU I'm gettin' excited!" thought Goku, right before Broly's massive fist crashed into his face.

Goku's day had started like any other, with strenuous training and massive meals, before Broly's spaceship touched down outside his cottage. The barbaric Saiyan had said nothing, just powered up to his Legendary Super Saiyan state and attacked. Goku's UI ability had availed him somewhat, but soon Broly was too much for him to handle. Goku fell prone into the dirt, his legs broken along with several of his ribs.

With a deranged grin, Broly took off his pants.

"NO NO BURORI-SAMA, PLEASE SPARE ME!! AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!" shrieked Goku.

But it was no use. Broly reached down and grabbed Goku by the throat in an iron grip, and squatted down. He forced Goku's throat in between his massive Saiyan asscheeks, and clenched with all his considerable might. Goku let out a strangled cry, thought briefly of Bejita-sama kissing his wife, and then his head popped off.

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Back at Capsule Corporation, Vegeta lay in bed with a satisfied grin on his face. He should have thought of calling Broly in sooner. But what did it matter? It was all in the past. Vegeta would never again have to hear Goku's shrieking pleas for a diaper change or to kiss Chi-Chi ever again.

Suddenly, he noticed a slim figure at the end of his bed slip under the covers. Normally he'd assume it was Bulma, but she was off on a business trip. With a start, Vegeta tore the blankets off the bed, and turned on the light. In the darkness, he hadn't recognized the intruder, but in the light, there was no mistaking him.

"MMMMMMMMMMSPRLKSPRLSPLRPSLRSPLPRSLSRLPLLRSLP BEJITA-SAMA GIVE THAT 900 INCH BIG COCK RIGHT HERE," slurped Frieza.