The perfect woman

>Good looking
>Smart
>Smells good
>Sexy
>Funny
>Has good business sense
>Has good taste in relationships, she won't date pathetic simps.
>Has a good heart and helps her clients deal with their grandmothers, even goes as far as giving them pity "real" dates so they can move on.

If she makes you seethe it's because you are not worth, you are virgin mongoloid who is only upset your pathetic wish fulfillment fantasy didn't happen, guess what not even in fiction you deserve it.