>>507931255
>Be pop superstar
>Hundreds of millions of Instagram followers
>All the girls creaming themselves over you
>Marry a 7/10
>She bogs herself down to a 4/10 and looks 45 at 28
lmao

>Be worth $200 million
>Dress like that

>Challenge Tom Cruise to a fight in the Octagon
>No updates in six years

That skateboarding one was pretty funny though lol.

>>507932673
This is an oddly specific thing to claim without evidence