>>211916710
I worked as a toilet attendant for a well known awards ceremony a few years ago. I was chosen to check and clean the ladies toilets, I raised the fact that I was male with my superior, but they explained this was fine and pointed out a small sign that said these toilets have both male and female attendants. I went into the toilets with my little mop and spare toilet roll trollyand was glad to see all the cubicles (or "Stalls" as they call them in the states) seemed unoccupied, of so I thought.

I came to the last cubicle and the door wouldn't open. What's more the person inside was grunting and sounded breathless as if in distress. Quick as a flash I lept up on the toilet of the cubicle next to it and started trying to climb over, to help this woman in trouble.

>"AYY! I'm Wankin' 'ere!"
the cubicle's occupant shouted out in a thick New York accent. I glanced down to see a well known actress of Chinese and Korean decent looking furious with half of the award she had one earlier that evening sticking out of her wendy-hole and a face like thunder.

I tried to explain to Awkwafina that I had just been concerned for her welfare, but I don't think she believed me and she made a dismissive "Pfft!" sound. She complained that I had killed the mood and said as punishment I had to clean her Golden Globe Award, of she would tell my supervisor I had been perving on her. I went over to the sink, but she said:

>"No with your fucking tongue."

I'll never forget the flavour of her juices, it was like a fishy watermelon taste. It was nice, but I thought that was very rude of her as I was only trying to help.