heckin' not giving money to isreal?! we're not darth vader! we're luke skywalker. i'll stop buying funco pops for a month if it means giving everything to our greatest ally! maybe i can even get my wife's boyfriend to chip in if i clean up the bedsheets faster this time. did i mention my wife bought me a new chair for the bedroom? she's the best. you would love her pantsuit collection. we need to install this heckin based iranerino shah so that women everywhere aren't afraid of walking around at night. maybe we can install a curfew for us men as well. we deserve it for making women afraid.