i dont know

>>211945838
>gain weight
Eat less.
>go bald
use expensive treatments that can have horrific side effects and even still aren't guaranteed to work

Hair, height, and penis size (the three main physical attributes women will insult a man based on) are all immutable characteristics that can't be reasonably controlled by men.

The main physical characteristic that men will insult a woman based on (weight) is entirely within her control.