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6/20/2025, 1:39:45 AM
>As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?" "They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe." "Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked. "I dunno, wanna try?" "Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo." "Wanna know a secret?" I asked. "Yeah!" I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer," I whispered. *** You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now read the parody! THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS is the hilarious new full-length parody of "The Fault in Our Stars"
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