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6/28/2025, 9:47:58 PM
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>>280065836
I feel like a lot of the relics they retrieve are just... mundanely useful. Like especially fine sand, or a stone that's soft like a boob, or an object you can use to wash yourself like a soapy washcloth. Even the glowstones are basically just light-up rocks, as utilitarian as they are. There's a huge gulf between "egg that grants wishes" and "everlasting gunpowder" and "container that resuscitates living flesh" and "bell that stops time" and "hey, this thing's squishy like a girl's boob." The fucking zoaholic was down there, right? It's either an impossibly powerful magical artifact that wouod break any D&D campaign or something that would cost 17 dollars on temu.
>>280065836
I feel like a lot of the relics they retrieve are just... mundanely useful. Like especially fine sand, or a stone that's soft like a boob, or an object you can use to wash yourself like a soapy washcloth. Even the glowstones are basically just light-up rocks, as utilitarian as they are. There's a huge gulf between "egg that grants wishes" and "everlasting gunpowder" and "container that resuscitates living flesh" and "bell that stops time" and "hey, this thing's squishy like a girl's boob." The fucking zoaholic was down there, right? It's either an impossibly powerful magical artifact that wouod break any D&D campaign or something that would cost 17 dollars on temu.
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