Fellow users of /x/, I wish for truths that you may have. What do you believe that others may label as conspiracies?

fuck it, greentext
>be me, about a week ago
>walking home from work
>im a bouncer so always walking home late
>around 2 AM
>see a black dude in a suit ahead of me
>he stops at a crosswalk
once again its 2 am so theres no traffic, he could just cross if he wanted
>i keep walking
>about 100~ feet away, i get a nagging feeling
>turn around, he's still there
>think about the story of robert johnson
>black man, suit, crossroads, night
>under my breath, barely a whisper i say
>"ill sell you my soul for..."
i asked for a lot. money, fame, comfort, to be remembered. evertything ive ever wanted. The second after ive made my offer, he turns and walks back in the same direction we both came from.
>get an "oh shit" feeling inside, keep walking
>there are birds nearby, I hear them all the time
>now, they sound different
>sounds like theyre laughing at me
>they seem to hover over me, unmoving
>slip into momentary schizo mode
>"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP"
>keep walking
>get home, go to sleep
guys, things have been going extremely well for me since that night. like, in ways i could have never predicted or planned for. Extra money seemingly out of nowhere, ive met influential people in my area who are impressed with me, opportunities each time i turn a corner. what are the odds i genuinely sold my soul to the devil?
I'm scared