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7/1/2025, 1:59:31 AM
6/13/2025, 3:23:51 AM
THIS THREAD IS MOVING SO QUICKLY THAT THE FEDERAL AGENTS MONITORING ME WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCREENSHOT SCREENGRAB MY POSTS TO ASK ME WHEN THE EXACT DATE AND TIME OF THE BOOGALOO KALI YUGA SURF PARTY BEGINS!
I HAVE THE HOTTEST AGENTS ASSIGNED TO ME IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
THEY ARE BOTH INSANELY HOT SMART HOTTIES! Like fucking ridiculous I feel like a dummy trying to talk to them they are really good looking and smart. Have you ever looked at someone so hot you just could barely fucking think of what to even say? Yeah they are both gorgeous (and straight I can tell these things after a lifetime of undercover work). They would not cuff me and search me though sadly. No cavity search :(
*MUAH*
KISSES SILLY BOYS! Sorry about today.
I HAVE THE HOTTEST AGENTS ASSIGNED TO ME IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
THEY ARE BOTH INSANELY HOT SMART HOTTIES! Like fucking ridiculous I feel like a dummy trying to talk to them they are really good looking and smart. Have you ever looked at someone so hot you just could barely fucking think of what to even say? Yeah they are both gorgeous (and straight I can tell these things after a lifetime of undercover work). They would not cuff me and search me though sadly. No cavity search :(
*MUAH*
KISSES SILLY BOYS! Sorry about today.
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