>literally nobody is actually doing the assumptions thing

>>212437377
You go to the gym a lot and you're really into trad lifestyle shit but you are still rather unsuccesful with the ladies
>>212440125
Balding male arthoe
>>212441310
Hipster guy who hates everything that is popular in an insincere, performative way. You love synthwave
>>212441466
You go on a lot of night walks
>>212441543
You're a pervert and you're kind of weird/intense with relationships, may have been accused of rape/sexual assault once
>>212441624
You used to love Nolan at some point, but now you pretend you always hated him
>>212441672
You're kind of retarded but in a fun, based way. Just a chill guy who's stupid but everyone loves him
>>212441775
You've been mentally ill and a freak your whole life