ideal wife:

Flat tits, black hair, black eyed, light-brown skin, soft skin, long haired, racially pure, teen, virgin, appealing brown vagina, no body hair, beautiful, can cook, rich, wants kids, racist especially towards chinks, gooks and jeets, asexual, shy, no tattoos or piercings, pagan, submissive, has never travelled abroad, has never encountered a single foreigner, has never used drugs, doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, childish appearance (legal)

my ideal wife should at least look like this