Last night I was scratching my balls and it was really warm so I had to readjust my peen because it was stuck at a weird angle. I woke up the following morning and went to flick a booger out of my nose and mistakenly used the wrong finger. Now all I can smell is my own taint. I hate my fucking life.

Nothing has changed. You're deluding yourself. No one's any more intimidated or threatened now by you fantasizing about fictional fancy onaholes and voluntarily removing yourself from the genepool than they were when you were playing eroge games and glazing your dakimakura like donut. Wake up anon. Don't let the world pass you by while you tell your self BUY PRODUCT that doesn't even fucking exist is going to be the solution to all your problems. Wake the fuck up.

Weird how the mods usually delete these /r9k/ sort of threads bitching about women but inexplicably leave them up when it's got the pretext of being about jerking off to chatbots and fantasizing about fictional fancy onaholes for some reason. Just jerk off on an anime figurine like a normal lonely pervert, would you? No one's any more intimidated now than they were by when you were playing eroge games and glazing your dakimakura like donut.