I woke up to my dog licking my balls this morning and I can't say that it was entirely uncomfortable.

>>937594280
Pack your desk, you are fired.

>>937350405
I've waited a lifetime for this moment.

It's time to spill the beans.

>>937321390
Physically or spiritually?

Do you have the courage to care about someone with all of your heart even if it means you could get hurt?

>>937151938
That's too bad. The only design I have is for you to suck my chunks.

>>937039288
It's nice to dream.

>>936993777
Here's a proverb for you, suck my chunks.

>>936928164
No I still work but now I sleep in a tent and hang out with squirrels. I'm starting to understand their language.

>>936678420
Wait, just give me one more chance.

I blame the lime and the salt for breaking this heart.

Why are women so mean? What is their fucking problem?

>>936561076
You've got a palate like a cow's backside.

>>936454346
But they are made with all natural ingredients, no chemicals.

Tell me what you want.

Your love is like a sandstorm and I'm looking for shelter.

I speak for those who can't speak for themselves.

Stop making fun of my chicken legs.

Have you even bothered to read a page from my life story?

Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.

>>81640367
Don't even go there, bro.

My father never hugged me, so now I crave the love of a man.

>>936319875
I'm going to twist you.

>>936300307
Here's some recursion for you, suck my chunks.

A girl called me "love" today and it made my heart soar.

Were you guys like this before the war?

4chan is currently on the verge of destruction, but I have a plan that is going to change EVERYTHING.

The girl I love is looking at me.

Why would I pay $5 for a piece of paper that says I am a loser?

>>936116340
Fuck you

>>936059804
Fuck you