ATTENTION: OUR NARRATIVE HAS CHANGED. We do NOT hate WoW. In fact, if you don’t play our FOTM private server slop, you are *opens envelope* a pedophile! That’s right, if you want to be in good standing with the /xivg/ movement, you HAVE to play this other game that we told you to play! Otherwise you’re a pedo. Remember, FFXIV is about playing other games.