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7/19/2025, 4:21:51 AM
>>510772644
There is always a bike path within a pretty reasonable distance, you're just too much of a faggot to use it.
>Ohh, but the road with the bike path is too hilly!
>Ohh but I need the straightest line possible, I can't possibly take a detour for my hobby!
>What! There's no way I would go one street over for a bike lane!
The fact is, cyclists are entitled cunts. So I'm going to keep riding in your bike lanes.
Here's another quiz. Would you rather ride on:
>A. The bike lane (again, with special bike-shaped traffic lights)
>B. The footpath
>C. The fucking 8-lane highway?
The answer is about 50/50 between B and C. I've never seen a single cyclist actually use the bike lane here.
There is always a bike path within a pretty reasonable distance, you're just too much of a faggot to use it.
>Ohh, but the road with the bike path is too hilly!
>Ohh but I need the straightest line possible, I can't possibly take a detour for my hobby!
>What! There's no way I would go one street over for a bike lane!
The fact is, cyclists are entitled cunts. So I'm going to keep riding in your bike lanes.
Here's another quiz. Would you rather ride on:
>A. The bike lane (again, with special bike-shaped traffic lights)
>B. The footpath
>C. The fucking 8-lane highway?
The answer is about 50/50 between B and C. I've never seen a single cyclist actually use the bike lane here.
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