>poepen (Netherlands): to shit
>poepen (Belgium): to fuck
What is your problem, Belgium?

>movie's political elements are the most tame, non-controversial of all time, don't just invade other countries and the villain is an insane evil corpo
>this somehow becomes a political shitflinging contest

So you fucked up. Starting over at just $1M is not ideal, but doable. Just don't expect to 'make it' anymore from here.
Look on the bright side though, while you wont get rich from crypto, at least you aren't an overweight fattie