I apologize for impregnating Aether

I'm sorry my cock is so fat

I'm sorry for attracting trannies
I'm sorry for being a non character
I'm sorry artists always draw me with a dick
I'm sorry most people who selected me don't play anymore
I'm sorry I could only win irrelevant competitions like the hunger games
I'm sorry for not having as many ships as my brother
But most of all, i'm sorry for being non-canon

I apologize for taking Childe's virginity

I apologize for cucking Skirk