>>33970999
Oh, hey...
Hm...
Now what was that...?
It was something...
It was about the Coach.
And he was all excited.
Anyway, something about the game.
I think it was like bases loaded, or whatever.
And the pitcher scored a touchdown!
[scoff] What? A homerun?
Oh my gosh...
That’s not even a sport or anything.
A homerun is something totally different.
Like, um, after 3rd base. [giggle]
Like, going all the way. Duh.
You never heard of that...?
Anyway, who cares. Right?
Baseball, football, um... What else is there...? Basketball?
Whatever. It’s all that stupid sports stuff, ok? I don’t get it.
I can’t even do it either. Like anything with balls…I suck. [giggle]
Oh!
And speaking about like, 3rd base and homeruns and stuff.
You know how 1st base is kissing, and then 2nd is up-shirt, and then 3rd is up-skirt?
But the last thing is a homerun, and then sex. Right?
But that’s so dumb. I mean, why make first base like, so boring?
I say make if fun at the beginning. Like first base is um... a blowjob. Okay?
Oh, and definitely there should be like 4th, 5th, and 6th bases.
For stuff like 3-ways, and facials, and even dirtier stuff too.
I don’t know.
Make it like, a game or something...
So, anyway... That’s what a homerun is, duh.