In possibly unrelated news, the supreme court ruled that internet porn is now illegal unless you upload your driver's license to the porn site and have them track everything you look at and report back to the US Department of the Suppression of Vice and the Promotion of Virtue

Because rightoids can't keep their kids from looking at smut from their ipad, so instead they need to control the browsing habits of 300 million adults. At gunpoint, of course.