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6/12/2025, 2:30:23 PM
>>712432997
>be playstation exec
>pull up to PSHQ in san fran on your dildo bike
>grab your soi latte and limp inside
>bussy still raw from that concord failure
>forgot phone at office last night but its still there
>"98 missed calls and 43 unread texts from Jason Schreier and Anita Sarkeesian"
>wtf.jpg
>before you can find out what's going on your twink secretary bursts through the door
>"anon! code pink emergency! all hands on deck!"
>run to the conference room
>everyone is there and i mean everyone
>even Mark Cerny took time away from molesting children to be there
>this is really bad
>panic starts to set in
>*lights go out*
>wtf is going on?!
>projector comes on and your eyes try to focus as a voice comes over the speaker
>”Stellar Blade is a massive success!"
>blood blows out of your ears as the banshee screams erupting from HR shatter your ear drums
>Mark Cerny's underage sex slave goes flying past you slamming into a poster of concord on the wall after getting tossed in a fit of crying rage
>everything you guys ever worked for destroyed overnight
>*ring* *ring* "call from Jason Schreier" *ring* *ring*
>fuck this
>run full speed and jump out the window
>conference room is only on the second floor but you land head first on your dildo bike sending 13" of rock-hard pitch-black silicone rubber right through your brain exploding your skull clean off your neck on impact
>tfw the chuds won
>be playstation exec
>pull up to PSHQ in san fran on your dildo bike
>grab your soi latte and limp inside
>bussy still raw from that concord failure
>forgot phone at office last night but its still there
>"98 missed calls and 43 unread texts from Jason Schreier and Anita Sarkeesian"
>wtf.jpg
>before you can find out what's going on your twink secretary bursts through the door
>"anon! code pink emergency! all hands on deck!"
>run to the conference room
>everyone is there and i mean everyone
>even Mark Cerny took time away from molesting children to be there
>this is really bad
>panic starts to set in
>*lights go out*
>wtf is going on?!
>projector comes on and your eyes try to focus as a voice comes over the speaker
>”Stellar Blade is a massive success!"
>blood blows out of your ears as the banshee screams erupting from HR shatter your ear drums
>Mark Cerny's underage sex slave goes flying past you slamming into a poster of concord on the wall after getting tossed in a fit of crying rage
>everything you guys ever worked for destroyed overnight
>*ring* *ring* "call from Jason Schreier" *ring* *ring*
>fuck this
>run full speed and jump out the window
>conference room is only on the second floor but you land head first on your dildo bike sending 13" of rock-hard pitch-black silicone rubber right through your brain exploding your skull clean off your neck on impact
>tfw the chuds won
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