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7/20/2025, 4:31:00 PM
>>42377953
Well, at least the wedding didn't turn into a giant orgy.
You know, it says a lot when you have to take out a loan to finance your wedding that only consists of a wedding gown, half a tuxedo, a bunch of seeds, a cake, and renting the local mayor for rites.
I lost significant interest when Rose decided to stay in wonderland — there was little mystery or purpose besides going through the motions towards the conclusion, it was filler. It was hard to care for Pinkie's existential crisis and this generic gagglefuck of OC's slice of life, Raspberry was cute though. I was catfished hard, here I was thinking that Post would run into his college lover, or there's somehow a foal mix-up in the nursery, or Swift's jealously made her smash a cup against Rose's head, but I can appreciate that it didn't do anything either, and that was probably the best choice in retrospect. Who the fuck kicked the door off its hinges?
Was Pinkie squandered? She could have been anything, really: a tumour, Rose's murderer, a forgotten miscarriage, even the manifestation of death itself. The way the fic folded on its own misnomer of Pinkie being a mirror pool copy and the implications of that is just bizarre. Like, does that mean Twilight is responsible for a Pinkie stuck in limbo? Is there a random comatose Pinkie out there? Why do people think Twilight was killing Pinkie copies when their essence is literally shown to return to the pool? Is Roseluck just batshit insane? Am I gay?
Really oddly introduced elements like pony pox killing off a sizeable amount of ponies, a page dedicated to electricity in Equestria, unresolved freak storms, and BulkxPunch (what the hell?). There was also a strange whiplash of having sex festivals, traditional earth pony weddings, and magically assisted gardening, but as soon as the contractions start in Rose's beautiful, idyllic garden, all that nature stuff is kicked out the fucking window and it's "we need to go to the hospital". Bitch, they're horses, they're precocial — they're born with eyes open and can walk around in an hour. "The indignity of birth", the fuck? Anyway, I don't know the general consensus of this, but I'm not a fan of earth ponies (or pegasi) having actual outwards magic (e.g. instantly growing plants), it interferes and makes a character's spirituality and thoughts dogmatic.
Ah yes, the mother's circle collectively decides to avoid the blizzard by walking out into the blizzard.
Overall, it wasn't horrible, but more like a comfortable numbness, like slipping into a coma. Nice epilogues. It was all fairly literal (that's fine). Maybe the lesson is to double check whatever you pick up off the ground is structurally significant. All I know is that we were robbed of an entire Kassaz-esque chapter of Roseluck's dirty, bulging, gravid belly struggling in the garden with Post then tenderly washing her hump bump.
SPARKLER, HONEYSUCKLE AND FLUTTER PONIES REAL?
>>42377391
You were right. I kneel.
Well, at least the wedding didn't turn into a giant orgy.
You know, it says a lot when you have to take out a loan to finance your wedding that only consists of a wedding gown, half a tuxedo, a bunch of seeds, a cake, and renting the local mayor for rites.
I lost significant interest when Rose decided to stay in wonderland — there was little mystery or purpose besides going through the motions towards the conclusion, it was filler. It was hard to care for Pinkie's existential crisis and this generic gagglefuck of OC's slice of life, Raspberry was cute though. I was catfished hard, here I was thinking that Post would run into his college lover, or there's somehow a foal mix-up in the nursery, or Swift's jealously made her smash a cup against Rose's head, but I can appreciate that it didn't do anything either, and that was probably the best choice in retrospect. Who the fuck kicked the door off its hinges?
Was Pinkie squandered? She could have been anything, really: a tumour, Rose's murderer, a forgotten miscarriage, even the manifestation of death itself. The way the fic folded on its own misnomer of Pinkie being a mirror pool copy and the implications of that is just bizarre. Like, does that mean Twilight is responsible for a Pinkie stuck in limbo? Is there a random comatose Pinkie out there? Why do people think Twilight was killing Pinkie copies when their essence is literally shown to return to the pool? Is Roseluck just batshit insane? Am I gay?
Really oddly introduced elements like pony pox killing off a sizeable amount of ponies, a page dedicated to electricity in Equestria, unresolved freak storms, and BulkxPunch (what the hell?). There was also a strange whiplash of having sex festivals, traditional earth pony weddings, and magically assisted gardening, but as soon as the contractions start in Rose's beautiful, idyllic garden, all that nature stuff is kicked out the fucking window and it's "we need to go to the hospital". Bitch, they're horses, they're precocial — they're born with eyes open and can walk around in an hour. "The indignity of birth", the fuck? Anyway, I don't know the general consensus of this, but I'm not a fan of earth ponies (or pegasi) having actual outwards magic (e.g. instantly growing plants), it interferes and makes a character's spirituality and thoughts dogmatic.
Ah yes, the mother's circle collectively decides to avoid the blizzard by walking out into the blizzard.
Overall, it wasn't horrible, but more like a comfortable numbness, like slipping into a coma. Nice epilogues. It was all fairly literal (that's fine). Maybe the lesson is to double check whatever you pick up off the ground is structurally significant. All I know is that we were robbed of an entire Kassaz-esque chapter of Roseluck's dirty, bulging, gravid belly struggling in the garden with Post then tenderly washing her hump bump.
SPARKLER, HONEYSUCKLE AND FLUTTER PONIES REAL?
>>42377391
You were right. I kneel.
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