LINK With Me” – Chainlink x Eminem Parody
(To the tune of “Without Me”)

[Intro]
Guess who's back, back again?
Sergey's back — tell a friend
LINK it up, smart contract stuff,
'Cause decentralizin’ just ain’t enough

[Verse 1]
I've been gone for a bit, now I'm back in the mix
With a decentralized fix for your centralized tricks
Contracts frozen? Not with this token
Chainlink's the bridge when the oracle's broken

Now this looks like a job for me
So smart contracts can be set free
Crypto's wild, it needs real feeds
So LINK with me and be Web3 elite!

[Verse 2]
Nazarov’s the name, Sergey with the flame
Made Chainlink pop in the blockchain game
Got that off-chain data on-chain locked
Got DeFi runnin’ on them Chainlink blocks

Truth machine? Yeah, we the supplier
Bringing real-world data that you can't just wire
Weather feeds, sports scores, even CPI
Chainlink got it all, no need to lie

[Hook]
Now this looks like a job for me
So ETH and LINK can run seamlessly
'Cause we need a little decentrality
So come on, LINK up, and trust the feeds

[Bridge]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Get your smart contracts off the drama
No downtime, no fake price trauma
Chainlink nodes bringin' that data karma

[Verse 3]
Flash loans, rug pulls — nah, not today
When Chainlink’s there to feed the play
Secure and steady, on every chain
Multi-chain future? LINK runs the game

From DeFi to gaming, to insurance claims
Chainlink oracles got verified gains
So dApp devs, grab the keys
It’s time to LINK, set the data free

[Final Hook]
This tech looks like a job for me
To disrupt the world economically
With Sergey N at the centerpiece
Now LINK with me and upgrade the streets!