>>5058814
>I don't get the dog thing,
It's a metaphor for the proximity I wish to be from her feet and the ferociousness with which I would attend to them - moreover her warming, loving presence and the simple joy I would feel from being cared for by her. I don't actually want to be a dog my friend, you understand simple analogy, let's not be silly now.

I could talk about how much I want to plap that meaty bottom-half of her's if that's easier for you?