I'm thinking about becoming a Freemason to once and for all know if they're legitimately controlling the world along with the Jews, or if they're just a bunch of retarded old farts who found a good way to escape from their wives once in awhile.

But if anyone has insider knowledge about the Masons, let me know. I want to know what they're all about. Do they control the world? Or are they just a bunch of old retards?