>be huge Ozzy Osbourne fan ever since the 60s
>never got to see him live because I was very poor
>inherited some money last year
>managed to buy some tickets for the final ozzy show and a pit diaper (I'm a bit of an older gent)
>the day of the show has come
>i had been waiting in line for 2 days
>never left my spot
>my pit diaper held steady
>show finally begins
>i'm at the barrier
>the show keeps going and going
>no ozzy, this was so boring..didn't even know most of the bands
>i keep shitting in my diaper more and more, the curry from last night burning me everyhwere
>finally, ozzy
>the king of metal is doing his thing! I love it
>ozzy stops and now his band play, nice encore
>suddenly, my crap container implodes like i was one of the muslime suicide attackers (should have screamed allahu caca he he)
>some flies in Ozzys mouth but he is unfazed
>Bill Watts the drummer from Ozzy's band is just covered in poop
>takes of shirt and plays shirtless, his awful body exposed

Security tried to throw me out but I managed to see it to the end. What an end to Ozzy's legacy.