god, alcohol sucks and makes me feel sick/nauseous but you know what's worse? overeating. i just ate two hot dogs (with sauerkraut, relish, and mustard. they're polish dogs) 6 cookies, and 3 glasses of milk and i just feel like brendan fraiser. fml

>broke phone the other day
>left without doordash
>had to physically go to convenience store to buy milk
>get there and buy couple bottles of milk
>foid leaving behind me
>be a gent and hold door for her
>'ew I have a bf'
>fine, slam door in her face
>'pig! you men are all the same!'
>fed up, punch her in her whore mouth
>'ohh yea harder daddy'
>thefuck.webp
>pour bottle of milk over her head
>'omg so much, marry me'
>we marry
>'its not you its me'
>divorce
>she gets my other bottle of milk
>go home empty handed
never going shopping outside again