I'd like to marry Piper Niven, if she weren't already married. But I think it'd be difficult with her being on the road so much. It'd be lonely at our Scottish home with her gone for over half the year.

I'd feel scared she was fucking other men to satisfy herself on the road. I wouldn't want that. If I found out she was fucking Jevon Evans or something, insta divorce.

And knowing the freaks out there who develop parasocial relationships with stars, I'd be scared she'd get acid attacked by some pajeet.

Is it worth it to marry Piper Niven to only spend less than 1/3 of the year with her? I suppose marrying an AEW star who just jets across for Dynamite then jets back home would be better. But AEW women are less attractive (except for Willow Nightingale who is 10/10), and lower status.