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7/18/2025, 11:17:30 AM
Explain Lex Luthor's most retarded and/or inexplicable plans.
1. Invade Fortress of Solitude.
2 Deploy baby kaiju in Metropolis as a distraction that might be reported and captured long before it has any chance to grow to maximum size, (can be contained by a metal box).
3. Search Fortress computer, find, and recover damaged message from Jor-El.
4. Get back from Antarctica.
5. Get message confirmed by linguists and forensic computer fags in that time.
6. Show up in media interview on TV the second kaiju defeated.
Meaning either:
a. The Kaiju somehow wasn't an actual distraction before Superman started fighting it like five minutes earlier. Which means he didn't know about it before Lex broke into the Fortress of Solitude. So it was a mistimed distraction deployed too late to prevent Superman from maybe walking in on Lex at the Fortress of Solitude. Also Lex didn't even wait for him to show up and start fighting it first so he'd know for a fact where Superman was and that he was definitely distracted.
b. Lex did wait for him to start fighting the kaiju first, but somehow in that five minutes, invaded the Fortress, killed all the robots, gave a gay little speech, had his nano-bitch search the computer, find the message, fix the message, got back from Antarctica, (could have used a portal he brought to Antarctica I guess to be fair), and also had linguists and computer forensics fags analyse and confirm an alien message they had no prior knowledge of all within the five minutes Superman was fighting the kaiju AND then organised and got transported to an actual physical TV studio presumably in Metropolis so he could be mid-interview on some news show the second the kaiju was defeated talking about how Superman am bad. Lex also shouldn't forget to change out of his Antarctic clothes and boots into a suit on the way.
1. Invade Fortress of Solitude.
2 Deploy baby kaiju in Metropolis as a distraction that might be reported and captured long before it has any chance to grow to maximum size, (can be contained by a metal box).
3. Search Fortress computer, find, and recover damaged message from Jor-El.
4. Get back from Antarctica.
5. Get message confirmed by linguists and forensic computer fags in that time.
6. Show up in media interview on TV the second kaiju defeated.
Meaning either:
a. The Kaiju somehow wasn't an actual distraction before Superman started fighting it like five minutes earlier. Which means he didn't know about it before Lex broke into the Fortress of Solitude. So it was a mistimed distraction deployed too late to prevent Superman from maybe walking in on Lex at the Fortress of Solitude. Also Lex didn't even wait for him to show up and start fighting it first so he'd know for a fact where Superman was and that he was definitely distracted.
b. Lex did wait for him to start fighting the kaiju first, but somehow in that five minutes, invaded the Fortress, killed all the robots, gave a gay little speech, had his nano-bitch search the computer, find the message, fix the message, got back from Antarctica, (could have used a portal he brought to Antarctica I guess to be fair), and also had linguists and computer forensics fags analyse and confirm an alien message they had no prior knowledge of all within the five minutes Superman was fighting the kaiju AND then organised and got transported to an actual physical TV studio presumably in Metropolis so he could be mid-interview on some news show the second the kaiju was defeated talking about how Superman am bad. Lex also shouldn't forget to change out of his Antarctic clothes and boots into a suit on the way.
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