Kill communists. Behead communists. Roundhouse kick a commie into the concrete. Slam dunk a commie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy commies. Defecate in a communists food. Launch communists into the sun. Stir fry communists in a wok. Toss communists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a communists gas tank. Judo throw communists into a wood chipper. Twist communists heads off. Report communists to the IRS. Karate chop communists in half. Curb stomp pregnant communists. Trap communists in quicksand. Crush communists in the trash compactor. Liquefy communists in a vat of acid. Eat communists. Dissect communists. Exterminate communists in the gas chamber. Stomp commie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate communists in the oven. Lobotomize communists. Mandatory abortions for communists. Grind commie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown communists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize communists with a ray gun. Kick old communists down the stairs. Feed communists to alligators. Slice communists with a katana.