>>42208918
>>42208927
>>42208974
>Knowing how these stories tend to go, you place your hand on the lamp and rub it like the good girl it is.
>You keep rubbing and...nothing...happens.

>>42208947
The lamp contains no fluids. Seems like it's never been used.

>>42208958
>The writer takes note of his newfound constructive criticism.
>Anon, however, rubs it on his crotch, hoping to assert dominance against the genie mare to show her who's boss
>Nothing happens
>Extreme embarrassment. It would have been even worse if you listened to >>42208936

"Huh. I expected this to be the plot hook. I was hoping there'd be a wish-granting qt patootie in there. At least nothing happened instead of something bad happening."