1. ugly, sometimes smelly, unshapely fat, yet somehow with pancake tits, filled with brown men ogling these fatherless girls
2. loud and grimy
3. too expensive
4. there are multiple free alternatives that offer better content from the comfort of your home
5. jerking off is better because, you get to orgasm, it's free, you have decades of experience, you know what you like, no performance expectation