>>527730804
>>527731694
>Turns out its a known issue
>Isn't actually what anon is fucking talking about
Read it again, retard.

>>40027925
O_O Help me figure out a better pob than just a leveling tree and you get another
>there is no second prize this time

and I don't really have a tree to link outside of something so hollow it's not worth posting to change ;-;
why must league starting something random be sos sus

>>34017095
Basically I'm kind of retarded and didn't understand how sex or jerking off worked. When I was younger I knew the man put his penis in a vagina, but I thought he just stuck it there and would eventually cum. I didn't know you had to move. So I'd "masturbate" by just holding my boner for long periods of time, waiting for sex to happen. Eventually I got bored of that and assumed I didn't enjoy the act of sex.

Years passed and I didn't bother trying to jerk off, but my body started producing large amounts of fluid. It still does, actually. It started to be that I'd have wet dreams every other night, then (and this is the embarrassing part) I'd shoot ropes of cum whenever I pooped. My prostate was so full of semen that it got squeezed out. It didn't feel good but it was annoying. I finally learned how to jerk off using the internet, and at first I did it just to get all the excess cum out of me. Now I do it for fun. I still shoot giant loads, but I don't have those problems anymore.