I am not like those other hags who wave their knives around at every little thing. I don't take mine in hand lightly, but this is due cause~
This is a declaration of war, against all those other captains who let me fall into round 4 to get drafted by a /jong/ team. You will suffer all of my spite, my fury, and all of the fire inside me when I make you lose in revenge for inflicting this curse upon me. I am not playing to make my team win, but to make yours lose~
I considered being a captain to avoid things like this, but the draft was on Mother's Day weekend, and it in fact ended up happening smack in the middle of dinner, so I knew I couldn't. This revenge is also against the TO who oppresses prospective burger captains with a sense of familial duty~
Even without being captain, I trusted my recent tournament record and my OC output last year to help me get picked by a reasonable team. Really any other team would have been fine~
But that's not what happened. You captains are probably still blackout drunk based on your picks, but consider yourself warned~
I could have made an exception and complained directly to you in your australian politics channel disguised as a mahjong room on IRC, but that would've been letting you win~
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