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DemBones !!kuHaJ5dacSCID: KVjouUS6/qst/6255714#6268555
7/2/2025, 12:46:27 AM
The choices drift through your mind like neon signs along the interstate at night… each wayward thought causing them to hum and tremble! It’s a strange feeling, to say the least, but it only gets weirder when your mind drifts over to the idea of that ‘Easefloat’ thing-

“EASEFLOAT ACTIVATING… Please secure your food and beverages!”

Volka blinks. “Whazzat about an easy-”

She gets her answer long before she can finish the question! Heralded by a dull tingling in your inner ear, you feel your stomach lurch as a sense of weightlessness envelops your body…

“W-woah! Hey!”

Oh snap, it’s not just you! It’s only after you’re almost level with Volka’s eyes that you realize what’s happening: you, your treats, and your friends slowly drift about the cabin like those people that live in space stations!

ASTRONAUTS! That’s it!

“Nyyaugh!” TT sputters as she flails like a cat in a bathtub, “Wh-h-how’d you do that!?”

Y-you just thought of it, you sputter in disbelief! Do they not see the Tek thing!?

“I heard it, yea…” Volka giggles as she somersaults in the air, “Hey Rook, spin contest! Let’s see who can puke last!”

“Hmm…” Muses TT as she stretches mid-float! “Doesn’t seem to want to respond to my thoughts…” A mischievous glimmer appears in the Durher’s eye! “Ooh! Try to order something fancy! Like GOLDEN PUDDING!”

“Hells yea!” Volka grins! “Ooh, try HEARTH STEW!”

GIMME a sec, you grumble as you gently push yourself away from the wall! You wanna see how this works first…

“ENVIROTOOL SELECTED: PHEROMONE!”

Any levity, lack of gravity induced or otherwise, leaves your companion’s expressions as they both turn your way with MURDER in their eyes!

“ANT!” Snarls TT, “Are you SERIOUS!?”

Erk-

“What are you THINKING, Rook!?” Adds Volka incredulously! “I don’t even know what kind of monster that IS!”

Y-you didn’t MEAN to think about it, you whine as an almost floral scent fills your room! It’s like saying ‘Don’t think about elephants!’ What’s the first thing they think of!?

The girls exchange a glance.
“... What’s an eleph-”
“... What’s an eleph-”

>Roll me 1d100 for reasons! Best of 3!