>Christ's true Church is actually a bunch of orcish Slavs and Greeks
>the Great Commission = sitting around for over a thousand years in Ortho countries looking down on everyone else as damned, not sending out more than a handful of missionaries while chanting as a le based monk
>almost every EO church is an ethnic exclave
>only in the past 40 years former Protestants came in, like the right wing equivalent to hippies converting to Buddhism because it's exotic and different and not the "shallow" West
I've got some great EO friends, and know some great people IRL. But I can't stand internet Orthodox apologists.
Also, Dyer is probably a Russian agent.