Give me something to goon to that isnt pedo or poop

>>508280074
no shit, our "bunker busters" barely didn't do shit to the houthis, they definitely won't do shit to iranian shit.

>got a friend in Italy
>average face, 6'1", 4 inch, no gym, broke-tier salary
>somehow meets a Filipina girl online
>she's cute and submissive
>parents are super against her seeing him
>she says "lol ok" and books a flight to Italy anyway
>pays her own way, all by choice
>they smash multiple times
>she's talking about staying permanently
>calls him her future husband
>dude never even left the country
>didn't simp, didn't chase, didn't drop thousands flying to SEA
>passport bros out here making entire life plans to go abroad
>this dude pulled one without even moving
>mfw the passport came to him
>mfw he clapped cheeks while you were still comparing Cebu vs Bangkok

what's your excuse?