My husband told me that if he ever saw me put green pesto in his lasagna, he would punch me in my mouth

Wtf, why would he do this? He knows I’m freaking allergic to bees, he just spent 100k of our money, I’m at home taking care of our 1 year old and 6 months pregnant and this is what he does? Is he stupid?

My husband wants me to make him some raviolis but I told him it’s too much time to make plus I already prepared the lasagna pasta the day before, he said we had lasagna 5 days ago. Why do men always complain?

My husband wants me to make him some raviolis but I told him it’s too much time to make plus I already prepared the lasagna pasta the day before, he said we had lasagna 5 days ago. Why do men always complain?

Im feeling so great right now, my husband is about to come home from work, baby is relaxing, making him lasagna the exact way that he wants it. He also sent me heart emojis which is rare. I think life is finally starting to come together. I feel great. My husband told me to start taking his pill, at John wort

Why do I love big Greek cock so much? Greeks are the only ones to give me an orgasm

I kinda want to take a very cold bath with my husband but idk how. Should I put ice in there?

His penis was too big and was so massive that it was painful for sex and it took very long to get an erection. I think it was like at 1 inch shorter than the Guinness world record holder. Now it’s like at 7-8 inches. Since he’s Greek and born in Greece he went there to go do it because it was way cheaper

His penis was too big and was so massive that it was painful for sex and it took very long to get an erection. I think it was like at 1 inch shorter than the Guinness world record holder. Now it’s like at 7-8 inches. Since he’s Greek and born in Greece he went there to go do it because it was way cheaper

What should I cook for my husband after he comes back from Florida? He told me he’s going there for some business all I know is that he better pick up every time I call him cause it’s weird he’s always away

My husband is an airline pilot and he’s threatening to quit his job because he hates how all the jews control everything and wants to become a neet in order to show solidarity. He so badly wants the destruction of society

My husband is an airline pilot and he’s threatening to quit his job because he hates how all the jews control everything and wants to become a neet in order to show solidarity. He so badly wants the destruction of society

Should I buy lingerie to please my husband ? Or does that ruin my innocent look?