43/M/near Chicago

6'1, 350lbs, big and tall and round, but also cute and muscular too. I'm a degenerate, dysfunctional, weirdo... so I feel right at home here with all of you freaks lol! I'm also a retired combat veteran. No I didn't protect anyone's freedom. I terrorized Muslim's for the Judeo-Christofascist regime while most "patriots" stayed home and jerked off. So I'm bitter and jaded and hate everything and everyone... as a result I would ascribe myself as an irreverent misanthropic nihilist. Yes I have PTSD and then some. I have a stress disorder, a mood disorder, and a personality disorder. BPD and bipolar type 1 ftw yay! Strongly suspect some AUDHD, but that's neither here nor there. I'm also a dad, don't be weird about it just because I'm posting here. I just don't want to talk with anyone only for that to be a deal breaker. I'm snipped so no more for me, but there are options if you want children of your own. I'm open to the possibility of more, but only if it's your dream to be a tradwife as long as you're not some bible thumping, god fearing, hate filled retard. I have traditional roots, but I'm progressive minded.

I like gaming, hiking, concerts, reading, writing, psychology, philosophy, astronomy, I could go on and on. I'm genuinely curious about everything and always want to better understand things and how they work.

I'm looking for my next, and hopefully last, wife! That's right, I'm a hopeless romantic, so if you don't like a side of corn and cheese with your love we're probably not a good fit. I buy flowers and write poetry and like to do nice, sweet things for my partner... I also like to tie them up and treat them like a piece of fuckmeat! Also, please be feminine and girly and small and 18+. MtF is okay so long as you possess those four qualities.

Miss me if you voted for Trump. I don't hate him, he impresses me in many ways and I understand why he's so popular. I plain just don't like him. Also bone spurs haha what a joke.

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