The Ancient Antagonist. The Beater of BITCHtana. The Cultivator of Chills. The Dictator of Discontent. The Evolving Epidemic. The Finisher of Forerunners. The Greatest of Grils. The Harbinger of Halo. The Ideal Invertebrate. The Judge of Jobbers. The Kingpin of Kino. The Lord of Lolis. The Mastermind of Mischief. The Nightmare of Numerous. The Overlord of Obscenity. The Polygar of Post-credits. The Queen of Quivering. The Ruler of Reach. The Sultan of Sequel-bait. The Thane of the Thread. The Übermensch of Unstoppable. The Villain of Vitriol. The Warrior of Waves. The Xenon of Xbox. The Yes-man of Yonder. The Zealot of Zanzibar.
THE COLOSSAL CRAB
THE AWAKENED ANOMALOCARIS
THE FRIGHTENING FREEZE
THE BENDER OF KNEES
THE FORERUNNERS FEAR
THE CRAB BEHIND THE CURTAIN
THE REGAL ROGUE
THE ELEGANT EXTRATERESTRIAL
THE SHUDDERER OF SOYS
THE CHILLER OF CHIEFS
THE MOGUL OF MONKEYS
THE TERRIFYING OF TIME TRAVEL
THE PRIMORDIAL PUNISHMENT
THE TSAR OF TOUHOU
THE CREAMER OF CQBS
THE BARON OF BAD WRITING
THE PREHISTORIC PERSECUTOR
THE ADDITIONAL ANCIENT EVIL
THE ALLY OF ATRIOX
THE CRUSHER OF CUNNY
THE RAVAGER OF REACHAROUNDS
THE VAPORIZOR OF NOSTALGIAFAGS
THE ANNIHILATOR OF AVIATORS
THE CONSUMER OF CH4DS
THE LIQUIDATOR OF LOREFAGS
THE ERECTOR OF TOWERS
THE GALACTIC PANDEMIC
THE JANNIES' ONE FEAR
THE ONE WHO WILL DESTROY CHIFU, ARBY, AND FERNANDO'S PUSSIES
GODless the BEST
BESTless the BRUTE
MASTERless the INEVITABLE
ALPHAless the SEXUALLY APPEALING
KINOless the BANE OF BUNGIEFAGS
UNSTOPPABLEless the IMPERVIOUS
SEXYless the CHAD
STRONGless the UNSTOPPABLE
BRING MEless the UNMATCHED
ANCIENTless the BETTER THAN DIDACT
BIGless the BIG
MACROless the MASSIVE
MYSTERIOUSless the UNSEEN
HOOKless the DLC STINGER
TIMEless the RETCON
THE BEST 343 COULD COME UP WITH
LITERALLY A SECOND ANCIENT EVIL
ENTER ENDLESSCHAD, UNLEASHED UPON THE GALAXY