>>101896553
We are going on a safari!

Based on my intuition Fyren drives an Audi s5

Okay I know everyone's mad, but for real, IMAGINE the thrill of downing 4 miller high lifes and sneaking into your GF's room while she's away on some work thing. You've gotten no pussy for a week, just texted pictures of rice balls and buildings and shit. You have to react to each one with emojis or she thinks you're mad.

But now you're living the High Life™. The closed door of her special secret streaming room calls to you. It's time for you to take what's yours.

As you sit down you can practically feel the raw power radiating off the fucking dyson sphere of a PC she recently bought. "You need the 4080ti to be an anime girl" she assured you. Yeah, whatever. Of course you aren't allowed to use it. "People might find out about you" - you didn't even bother questioning what that's supposed to mean.

Nothing she can do about it now though, you think. You crack open a fifth high life, don't even look at the graphical settings - everything to max.

All eight billion pixels of Cyrodiil's perfectly anti-aliased forests and cities, every wrinkle on patrick stewart's ancient rubbery face, they all stream directly into your retinas over a hundred times each second. The world around you melts away. The fifth high life is hitting just right. When she gets back she still won't put out, say she's jet-lagged, like her cooch needs to know what hemisphere it's in to work properly. But you won't care. You've already won. And no one will ever know.

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>>101185010
Dad-brother