Wear your Sunday best.
Eat more meat.
Bake your own bread.
Shave with a straight razor.
Talk in a low voice.
Read the Bible cover to cover.
Wear a hat.
Keep your hat well down.
Remove your hat when a lady enters the room.
Floss your teeth.
Fold your handkerchief into a square before placing it in your pocket.
Wear an analog watch.
Make your bed before breakfast.
Read the newspaper with your breakfast.
Pay for everything with coins.
Carry a bottle of water at all times.
Practice your signature.

>Podcaster Joe Rogan recently confirmed he’s been going to a “Christian church,” describing it as a “very nice” place where people are trying to become “better.”
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