lol

U uhm... s so, n not that I've been... like... obsessively refreshing war casualty spreadsheets or anything... b but, uh... i if you, uhm, *actually* look at, like, the real numbers, not those propaganda Twitter accounts or whatever, the kill ratio right now is, like... f fourteen to one. F four. Teen. To. One. D do you even... do you even KNOW how insane that is?! T that's not a war, that's a f***ing *lag exploit*! It's like, th they keep spawning and instantly dying like they forgot to equip armor or something, i it is like watching bots run into a killzone with default settings!! I I mean, I I die more in *Splatoon*! A and these people are like 's stronk Russia'... yeah, stronk at DYING!!

U-uhm... s-so, n-not that I’ve been… like… obsessively refreshing war casualty spreadsheets or anything... b-but, uh... i-if you, uhm, actually look at, like, the real numbers n-not those propaganda Twitter accounts or whatever t-the kill ratio right now is, like… f-fourteen to one. F-four. Teen. To. One. D-do you even... do you even KNOW how insane that is?! T-that’s not a war, that’s a f*ing lag exploit! It’s like th-they keep spawning and instantly dying like they forgot to equip armor or something, i-it’s like watching bots run into a killzone with default settings!! I-I mean, I-I die more in Splatoon! A-and these people are like ‘s-stronk Russia’ yeah, stronk at dying!!

nth for /muga/