as predicted by me in the ancient prophecy, the pool boy hit it and quit it and my daughter (age 27, calm down) is acting like its the end of the world.
i swear to fuck if i had a davy crockett id aim it at this house i built with my own two hands (and 13 mexicans), launch it and walk away.
anyway, nn frens

>watching game with my abuelo
>Goooooool
>Turn to him to celebrate
>He's asleep

i forgot to tell you earlier i may be raped the next time you see me. one of my single lady friends is off the charts horny because her biological clock is going off and im starting to look like husband/ father material, so i may be going on a “business trip” (watching 80’s horror movies in the room above my garage) until this blows over because she is NOT for marrying or mothering. what she is however is a devious little thing, so im going to be eating out of cans for a while like kurt russel in the thing because the law is not on my side here even if i can prove she drugged and had her way with me
but thank fuck im not canadian
anyway, nn again frens

i would die for my daughter but that doesn’t mean she’s not the biggest cumbrain on earth. a bitch sustains one thigh injury at a byu v utes game (as a spectator) and suddenly shes got license to spend all day in bed with her “personal massager”.
its not hot, its not like a living porno, its fucking repulsive and if i find another quarter of aa batteries in the trash this week i am taking the cat and moving back to the catskills.
fuck
anyway nn frens, you are all loved

>i have an enfield rifle but youtube will slap my ass if i do the mad minute with it, sorry!
thanks, boondock, very cool. all i wanted to see was a cute dork tomboy do the thing you do with enfield rifles because its really neat.

the “snipers” will be using semiautomatic, ar-pattern rifles chambered in 7.62 nato. there will be a push to ban everything that will go nowhere.
just putting my chips down on that
nn frens

well you cant get loaded off of fermented grape shasta, i know that now