Am I supposed to be angry because Pauline has cleavage?

I have these shared dreams with my fiance that the Government has been watching us. Nothing makes much sense in any of them and this has gone on for months unspoken until recent (so NOT folie a deux!) where lights follow me around and they all tie back to the FOX show King Of The Hill. I am under the belief that the show's creator, Mike Judge, is orchestrating a governmental-orient spy plan on me where he is ordering the US department of defense to partially survey me and my lover. There is a ring camera located in my living room, and as of recently, it has stopped working. We have also noticed sparks and odd lights cast onto us from power outlets, our electronics recording audio without request and other strange occurrences with little explanation. USUALLY, I am a skeptic, but looking deep into my own life experiences as somebody who is dubiously religious, I am under the belief in some fragmented sense that I am the reincarnation (or the closest physical equivalent) to the show's character Dale Gribble, except over the span of around 8-9 months now, I have genuinely been stalked by official-standing power agents with proof, and that this is the reasoning of it all.

>A happy cuck
How can this man not be your hero?