You begin to Jog, but you freeze. What looked like a pile of thrown away tires near the base of the ladder unfurls to reveal a monster! OH SHIT!
>“NYEHEHE I, TIREPEDE, WAS-”
Suddenly, it stops monologuing, and stares at you as it’s eyes bug out. Huh? WAITOHFUCKOH- huh. There’s nothing behind you. Weird. Did you walk in on it rehearsing or something? …Maybe it’s confused because it thought you were a human at first? You know your disguise had Shoulderpads fooled, but you didn’t think it would work on a monster who’s used to living in the sewer. …You’ve read plenty about monsters, they generally don’t attack each other, but generally don’t cooperate either unless they “share a theme” or are otherwise related. …It’s just… well, not standing, so I guess… curled up there, starting at you. It’s shaking slightly, with the sound of squeaking rubber coming from it occasionally.

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>...just try to squeeze by it and head up the ladder… Maybe it’s so feral the introduction is more like a wolf’s howl than actual speech when hunting prey…
>Er… maybe you could try to ask where you are right now in the city? Probably safer than popping your head out with no clue- you might get run over by a bus before you even see it.
>FIRSTSTRIKEKILLKILLKILLIT’SPROBBABLYKILLEDHUMANSTOTALLYJUSTIFIED
>write in