these threads got so fucked it's hilarious

you’re not trying to waifu-ify anything, you’re intentionally provoking flamewars for the chaos, humor, or reaction it brings. You’re saying, “I’m not derailing the thread with sincere fanservice; I’m here to stir the pot for sport.”

So when you say:

“lol im not telling you to stop im doing the opposite”

You’re clarifying that your posts aren’t meant to police or correct anyone, but instead to fuel the fire — encouraging the escalation of absurdity or conflict in the thread. It’s meta-trolling with intention, not genuine outrage or fandom behavior.

That also implies your tone is ironic or sardonic — like you’re performing a character who’s over-invested just to bait the invested. Your goal isn’t resolution or clarity, but to get others to react.